-Oh boy David Otunga is back and he’s doing lawyer type stuff. My joy can barely be contained.
-Kane’s new nickname- Red Big Monster. Thanks Alberto Del Rio.
-Whoever thought that putting a man who barely speaks English on the mic almost weekly is my enemy. I want to fight them.
-Sorry I missed a week but in return you get two show reviews.
-Alberto Del Rio’s English is worse than usual. Therefore his mic skills are worse than usual, which makes them abominable.
-Here comes Chris Jericho to make Del Rio’s mic work look even worse.
-No Jericho, Rey Mysterio is the Chihuahua
-Starting off the show with the big boss, Vince McMahon. Getting the GM announcement out of the way.
-This means Booker T is off commentary. I have no problem with this decision.
-Throwing Randy Orton into the championship mix already. Boo.
-Miz opens up the night. I have no problem with him winning. It will open up some good possibilities on the midcard.
-A rematch for the Intercontinental title to start Smackdown. Christian and Miz had a decent match Monday, so I expect a good rematch.
-Excellent counter on the Frogsplash.
-Weird win for Miz with the eye poke. It does line it up for a rematch.
-We start with the night with Rey Mysterio who returned on Monday. No surprise seeing as how we’re in San Diego tonight.
-Really Alberto Del Rio? Short jokes? Why don’t you start calling him a perro again?
-I don’t think Dolph Ziggler would survive a feud with Del Rio without an unintended face turn.
-It’s Friday Night Zackdown!
-If this leads to an Alberto Del Rio, Sin Cara story I can get behind that.
-No respect for Del Rio with the Sin Cara lighting staying on.
-Decent opening match but the Sin Cara lighting is completely ridiculous at this point. They need to just abandon it.
-Lusty boos for Alberto Del Rio here in Texas
-A Mexican man picking on Hispanics about immigration. The WWE does know irony.
-The dealer they borrowed that car from cannot be happy.
-Khali & Layla on the same team? Two awful tastes that make you want to vomit together.
-2nd time they mentioned Khali being a former World Heavyweight Champ. That doesn’t make me feel good.
– We start the show with a Divas match? But it features AJ. I’m so conflicted.
-That was an AJ chant folks. Your ears aren’t deceiving you.
-That was either a respectable Divas match or I was mesmerized by AJ’s butt. Probably a little bit of both.
-Daniel Bryan and AJ are yelling yes at each other. Brilliant.
-This crowd turned on Daniel Bryan real quick.
– Looks like they are continuing this Brodus Clay, Big Show story. I like.
-A very loud “You Can’t Wrestle” chant
-Why does David Otunga still have a job? Also so much for the Clay/Show story.
-Booker T’s little “facts” about the independent wrestlers Ryback squashes are dumber than his normal “facts”.
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-I wonder if they will mention Randy Orton‘s absence tonight.
-No Ricardo for Alberto Del Rio?
-There’s Ricardo dressed up as Sheamus.
-I love how Alberto can’t pronounce the word Brouge.
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